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Contributed by Mej Nizam

Question: Why is the 69 position also called
the smokers position?
Answer: Because while she is smoking the cigar,
he is cleaning the ashtray.

Question: Why is sperm donation more expensive
than blood donation?
Answer: Because it's HANDMADE!!

An old man married a young girl. On their wedding night, he showed five fingers to his young wife.
Young girl : Ooh.. darling! 5 times?
Old man : No dear, choose which one do you prefer to start with?

Man 1 : My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my bird and says "1st gear, 2nd gear"
Man 2 : My wife is worse! She puts my bird inside her and say "Full tank please".

Question : What is the closest thing that is similar to a woman's period?
Answer : Your salary; it comes once a month, lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble!

Question : What is the smallest hotel in the world?
Answer : It's Vagina Inn because it can only accommodate 1 standing occupant who must leave his 2 baggage outside!

2 prostitutes were in a taxi, on their way home after work.
Bitch 1 : I smell sperm!
Bitch 2 : Sorry, I burped!