Hope none of these are too dirty
Why is sex like a bridge game?
You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
What's the speed limit of sex?
68; at 69 you have to turn around.
What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
Beat it - we're closed.
What's the difference between sin and shame?
It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, Lie to me!
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
Their balls are just for decoration.
What three words are most likely to strike panic when you making love?
Honey I'm home.
My Dr. refused to write me a prescription for Viagra.
He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.
(Contributed By: Mej Nizam Daud a_je1977@yahoo.com, August November 11, 2009)
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